watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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