The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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