I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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