pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
