some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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