I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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