READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
My dick has a subreddit
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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