i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
this hospital has no fireball
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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