Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Everclear isn't food dammit
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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