Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
