Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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