I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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