the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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