You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
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community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
This baby is an asshole
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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