is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Two words: blizzard sex
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