Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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