I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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