Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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