Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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