i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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