I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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