Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
They have beer where we have blood.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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