Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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