YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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