You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
At least make sure they are 18
Why
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Randomize
