His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
and i looked up. we had an audience...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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