We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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