Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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