I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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