just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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