Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Randomize
