She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
