Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
God I need to hump something, right now.
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