she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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