And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
we made out on top of his cat.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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