question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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