i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
So vagazzling was a success
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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