Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Randomize
