Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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