You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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