TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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