So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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