this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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