are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
