batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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