What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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