The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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