Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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