ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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