HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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