You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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