love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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