Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Congratulations! We have a period
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