yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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