I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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